June 2012
7 posts
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“I nearly choked on my new tablet PC. They should put a warning on those things.”
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“I couldn’t see very well so I got glasses. Then a few years later my...”
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Psychic Sally
‘Psychic’ Sally Morgan was the centre of a brouhaha towards the end of last year and iscurrently suing the Daily Mail for defamation. For those of you who haven’t seen it, the article by Paul Zenon is still online here. At the time of posting anyway. I couldn’t possibly comment on whether this self proclaimed ‘psychic’ is able to defy all current scientific...
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Burzynski Burzynski
(Read to the beat of Mary Mary) Burzynski Burzynski quite skinflinty How do your trials go? With bags of cash and hopes a-dashed And no results at all to show.
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Three Religious Nuts
(Read to the beat of Three Blind Mice) Three religious nuts. Three religious nuts. See how they pray. See how they pray. They all believe in the afterlife, They’re all expecting the rapture sometime. Did you ever see such a worrying thing in your life As three religious nuts? Three religious nuts.
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Chiropractic Dumpty
(Read to the beat of Humpty Dumpty)
Chiropractic Dumpty set out his stall, Chiropractic Dumpty had a great fall. For all the clever bloggers, And all the science men, Picked holes in his “evidence” again and again.
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February 2012
2 posts
3 tags
“Everyone ready for National Deja Vu Day on the 20th & 21st?”
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“Buy food and help save animals. Buy our PETA breads.”
January 2012
2 posts
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“I once got lice everyone could see. They were public lice.”
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December 2011
3 posts
5 tags
“I sprayed anti-persperant deodorant on my kettle to stop the steam coming out of...”
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“I once got head lice in my pubic hair. I think they were lost.”
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“I bought a hole punch but then couldn’t find any holes to file.”
September 2011
4 posts
4 tags
“I bought a set of tumblers but they were rubbish. They broke when I rolled them...”
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“I got contact lenses then my eyesight got worse so now I wear glasses as well.”
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“Thank fuck(ing) for evolution.”
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“I figured out how to make a Smurf apart from the tips of the fingers. I need the...”
August 2011
4 posts
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“We live in an ever shrinking world. I blame expanding foam.”
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“My friend’s an agoraphobic astronomer. He looks at the stars through the...”
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“When I think about how powerful tornadoes are it blows my mind.”
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“Why did it take so long for DIY stores to get self service checkouts?”
June 2011
1 post
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“The future’s bright. The future’s our sun expanding before becoming...”
May 2011
4 posts
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“So I guess when people say “Can I ask you a question?” they really...”
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“I think I’m allergic to bees. Whenever I’m near them I break out in...”
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“I’m fighting against aquarian prostitutes. Stop those blow fish.”
April 2011
3 posts
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“Genius is… 50% vowels, 50% consonants.”
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“My computer has a virus. It says to press the AltMed key.”
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“Gold Boolean. It’s either gold or it’s not.”
March 2011
11 posts
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“My penis is shy and solves crime. He’s a private dick.”
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“My computer wants a different snarl and has told me to press the AltGrrr key.”
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“I’ve just had an encyclopaedia tell me “to leave or else”....”
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“I’ve just painted my front door with bright pink and green paint....”
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“Wesley Snipes. John Hurt.”
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“I cry with my little eye something beginning with a punch.”
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“Belief in God. It’s easy when you know Howe.”
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“I try having engaging discussions with my dog but they never work out....”
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“This crunchy honey is the bees knees.”
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“I tried becoming a navel officer but I just couldn’t stomach it.”
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“The Fulcrum Society has had to close due to pressure from the Government. We...”
February 2011
2 posts
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“The Papier-mâché Society has had to fold due to outside pressures.”
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“Just been bamboozled by a man only 12 microns tall. I just couldn’t get a...”
January 2011
2 posts
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“My American dwarf friend lives in a condominimum.”
“I’m not making any money from my removals business so I guess I’ll...”
December 2010
8 posts
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“That’s a shame. That new origami merchandise shop has folded.”
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“Wishing all naturists a Happy Nude Year!”
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“Just finished decorating the tree. Looks much better in matt white.”
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“Just bought a pair of flatfish on wheels. They’re roller skates.”
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“Start my new job on Monday as a lice and mite specialist. I’m itching to...”
