December 2009
10 posts
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“I had 2 messages delivered in tandem today. It was a parallelogram.”
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“I had an argument with a geologist about erosion. I eventually wore him down.”
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“Are there any deaf people in the house? I’m not really sure if the silence...”
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“I had a case or verbal diarrhoea and had to have an operation by a grammar...”
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“I went back in time today. Or was it tomorrow?”
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“I once had a fantastic new orbit theory. It was revolutionary.”
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“Anagrams are for derns.”
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“I was swimming through the sea and swam through some piss. I think it was...”
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“My town planners had a great idea for improving traffic congestion....”
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“Coal miners have been chopping off their toes in order to reduce their carbon...”