January 2010
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“My maths teacher gave me a B. Best pet I’ve ever had.”
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“My haemophiliac friend is so unlucky in love. My heart bleeds for him.”
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“Whenever it rains the water soaks right into me and my family. Poor us.”
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“Been on the XBox playing Pro Evolution Scientist. Darwin won 3 - 0”
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“I saw a snail apparition today. It was a Ghost in the Shell”
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“Ironically my haemophiliac friend is such a clot”
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“My favourite litigious band have split up. Hopefully in a few years we’ll...”
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“I was attacked in a wheat field by a large pill with a pitchfork. Think it was...”
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“My Dad’s grandfather was a chimney sweep. He’s my grate grandfather.”
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“Scientists are attempting to find the illusive pasta particle with the Large...”
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“Every time they look at pareidolia Christians see their idol.”
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“Please retweet this tweet. #wastingeveryonestime”
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“Humpty Dumpty has been falsely arrested. He’s just the fall guy.”
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“I caught a virus today but I don’t like to harm living things so I took it...”
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“I was talking to a boring fractal today. He just went on and on and on…”