December 2010
8 posts
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“That’s a shame. That new origami merchandise shop has folded.”
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“Wishing all naturists a Happy Nude Year!”
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“Just finished decorating the tree. Looks much better in matt white.”
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“Just bought a pair of flatfish on wheels. They’re roller skates.”
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“Start my new job on Monday as a lice and mite specialist. I’m itching to...”
“I cum so quickly I think I’ve got precognitive ejaculation.”
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“There’s been a lot of murders in my fish tank. I suspect it’s the...”
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“My sister is made of entirely of cake. She’s my parents favourite....”